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- I tried being angry on Twitter once. It made all the people who follow me expecting porn pictures very mad and to quit following me. This wiped out half my followers.
- I couldn’t tell the difference between a Donna Karen and a Vera Wang with two weeks of intensive training by elite gay Bravo Network fashion specialists.
- On #2, I misspelled Donna Karen. It’s apparently “Karan.” This reinforces #2.
- I’m not big on concerts, camping, or hippies. Therefore I couldn’t honestly give a shit about the Michigan Womyn’s Festival. If a Dave Matthews Band concert was a feminist retreat, then I would care.
- In addition to #4, I wouldn’t want to have anything to do with people that spell it “Womyn.”
- I believe that Immanuel Kant’s interpretation of how we perceive reality is an acceptable explanation. Therefore, I find redefining realness unnecessary. (Though arguably Immanuel Kant was a real pissant…
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